It’s Friday, and it’s time to wind down the week with another Nightcaps edition. Despite the holiday week giving us a four-day work stretch, it felt unusually long. Memorial Day seems like it was ages ago, yet the hustle of work keeps days dragging. Many of us, including me, have been busy from dawn to dusk, with the nightly activity of listening to old radio shows marking the end of each day.
This week, a curious topic has been on the radar: Bryce Harper’s unconventional toothpaste habit. Instead of putting toothpaste on a brush, he goes straight for the mouth. Curious about this, I decided to test it myself after a reader’s experiment. With skepticism, I squeezed Colgate Optic White directly into my mouth, earning a confused look from my wife. The experience was not revolutionary, feeling awkward after years of habitual brushing. Trying new routines like this can be like attempting to write with your non-dominant hand.
On the topic of comedy, there’s a nod to Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First?” sketch. This bit remains iconic despite being built on absurdity. The idea of someone named “I Don’t Know” being on third base frames the humor yet remains legendary in comedy history.
Moving to more serious news, Blue Origin faced a setback. While many slept, the company led by Jeff Bezos attempted to launch satellites from Cape Canaveral. The launch didn’t succeed, summarized by Blue Origin as an “anomaly.” Such anomalies have vast implications, especially with NASA’s plans to return to the moon. The aftermath was less catastrophic than visualized, but it marks a significant moment for the company and space exploration.
Reflecting on our weeks can offer perspective. If you’ve had challenges, consider those who found themselves stuck on a roller coaster, especially when paused on a vertical lift hill. I’ve reduced my roller coaster adventures, and stories like these emphasize that decision.
Additionally, one individual earned a lifetime ban from Six Flags after following a social media dare to eat McNuggets on a ride. The combination of chicken nuggets and rides didn’t mix well, leading to a messy scene with bystanders. Such antics are cautionary tales against mindless social media challenges.
Ending lighter, let’s enjoy dogs’ reactions to tasting lemons. Their antics belong in the hall of amusing animal behaviors, alongside knocking over cones and playful poker scenes.
Matthew Reigle is a writer for OutKick, signing off with this Friday Nightcaps edition. Enjoy your weekend!